Honky Tonk

if u were here you'd get a kick outta this. mr cheeks knows this song by heart and can sing it all. he laughs at the slap your grandma part and he can't say his 'R's very good yet so when he sings 'get them britches on', he actually says 'get them bitches on'. it's so cute and funny!

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Old T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him out his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At (Miranda's)honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And ooo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how she even get them britches on with that
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And ooo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And ooo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how she even get them britches on with that
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk
That honky tonk badonkadonk


(That's it, boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey, its for the badonkadonk)

i wish u could see hiim he's so cute

today was hard, i had to go up to ---- again today, this time to help --- teach. i cried on the way up and on the way down, several times. it was just an emotional day. i drove by your old place. i think someone is living there. the yard was mowed, the for rent sign was gone and there was a blue cooler out front. i wish you were still there. i really, really miss you and i just wish you could be here to hold/hug me forever...just make it go away and just make me feel better and tell me it's alright.

i'm getting really sad and tired...after this weekend (going to klamath falls for ---'s grad) i think i'm gonna say funk work and just take a break and go...maybe next weekend and into next week. i don't know, but i just need to get away. i don't know where, but i feel like i just need to get away. i wanna run away from this pain and all that has happened. i wanna run and run and run. i wanna go someplace where no one knows about it....where it never happened and i can just shove it down and keep shoving it down. i want to shove it down so far that it disappears and i never think of it again. i wish i could shove it all away forever and ever.

goin' ta bed now. love you lots....so much. so, so much. xoxoxo forever...always